Pirates say, “Welcome to the Jungle, Bitches”

Creative people everywhere are panicking because pirates can infinitely copy any tv show, novel, comic, album you can make, no matter how hard you try to stop them.

Barring every world government becoming totalitarian and 1984 Big Brother-esque, controlling what everyone does down to your last keyboard stroke so it’s impossible to download a torrent without having your computer freeze and police kick down your door and your skull, this isn’t going away. It’s going to get worse.

What this creates is a Darwinian, sink-or-swim fight-or-die situation where only the best creations survive. It’s not going to destroy any industries. It’s just going to make it impossible for anyone but the truly brilliant to survive.

Is it so bad, a world where only geniuses get to make money off their creations?

Yes, yes it is. But only for all of us who’re crap.

There’s never been a better time to be a consumer. They get to watch as only the sexiest, most violent, most complex, most unpredictable beasts strut and roar and kill their weaker brethren.

There’s never been a worse time to be a crap creator.

Welcome to the jungle, bitches.

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genderfluidmermaid:

fisto:

i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.

"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."

Well fuck

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i-am-in-missouri:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING\

Must do this at some point.

i-am-in-missouri:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING\

Must do this at some point.

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mallinz:

So THAT’S what they meant by White Christmas.

mallinz:

So THAT’S what they meant by White Christmas.

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The most ironic picture ever. Album cover, Fly Society—Bad Bitches and Weed,ft.J-Deedz and BoogzBoogetz

The most ironic picture ever. Album cover, Fly Society—Bad Bitches and Weed,ft.J-Deedz and BoogzBoogetz

panempropaganda:

Catching Fire concept art by Joanna Bush

I love how the Mockingjay whistle from the movies immediately plays when I see this

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Fuck, I’m Katniss Everdeen.On the other hand, I get to look like Jennifer Lawrence…I’d never leave my room. Or put clothes on.:D

Fuck, I’m Katniss Everdeen.On the other hand, I get to look like Jennifer Lawrence…I’d never leave my room. Or put clothes on.:D

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Ghetto Religion Argument

My argument for atheism is simple, elegant, and profane.
NIGGUH YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES, YE?
CUZ YOU DON’T SEE OR HEAR OR FEEL EM, YE?
SO Y U BELIEVE IN GAWD


IS LIKE, KIDS LIVES BELIEVE IN SANTA CUZ THEY PARENTS TOLD EM TO, AND IT MAKES EM FEEL GOOOOOD


BITCH, GOD IS YO SANTA

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